Zombie Hooker Nightmare XXX-mas

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Just because it's the holiday season doesn't mean a working girl's income flow has to freeze over. Lola's the last hooker on Earth, looking to spread a little Christmas cheer amidst a flurry of snow and walking dead. Guide Lola through 12 nights of unrelenting holiday horror, fending off zombie attackers that want to eat her brains and searching for Elves (and Santa himself!) to bring back to her trailer.

Instructions:

Arrow keys - Move Lola around.

Space bar - Attack. Uses current weapon if you have one or punches and kicks if you don't.

Instructions:

X - Tempt nearby Elves and make them follow you.

Touching Elves makes them follow you.

To get Santa to follow you, you must touch him (you can't tempt him with your taunt).

Guide Elves back to your trailer to turn tricks. Reach the night's quota and enter the trailer to progress to the next level.

Collect heart icons found in destructible objects to regain health.

Tips:

Some areas of the environment are destructible and hide money, weapons or health.

Old man winter and the ice queen have the ability to freeze/immobilize Lola for a few seconds. If you get frozen as a horde of zombies descend on you you're dead meat.

Tips:

You don't have to touch Elves to get them to follow you. Pressing X will get almost any Elf you can see on the screen to follow you as long as zombies aren't currently attacking them.

Weapons have a set amount of ammo/strength. When you use that up the weapon will disappear. You'll have to scramble for another weapon or just punch and kick your way through zombie hordes (but that's a lot harder to do).

As long as you don't completely use up all the ammo or strength of a weapon (strength/ammo greater than 0), it will recharge when you enter the trailer to go to the next level.

After Night 12 the game starts over at Night 1, though you'll have to find 12 Elves in each area against more powerful enemies.

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