Vending Machine Champ
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- The Company of Myself
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- Roly-Poly Cannon: Bloody Monsters Pack
- Roly-Poly Eliminator 2
- Run from the Sun
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- Shift 4
- Sieger
- Sky Island
- Small Worlds
- Snailiad
- Soul Brother
- Soviet Rocket Giraffe
- Spell My Finger
- Stalwart
- Star Forge
- Strip Solitaire
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- This Is the Only Level
- Time Kufc
- Titan Lunch Retaliation
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- Tortoss
- Turbo Granny
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- Twirl and Hurl
- Vending Machine Champ
- Victorian BMX
- Viva Caligula
- Viva Caligula! in Hell!
- VVVVVV
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- Windhawk
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- Worst Game Ever
- Yeti Sasquatch Annihilation
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- Zombie Hooker Nightmare XXX-mas
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- Zombotron
Description:
The eternal struggle of man versus vending machine continues under the lights of the Snackdome. It takes a quick and accurate touch on the mouse to finesse a tasty snack treat from its metal-and-glass prison fast enough to be crowned champion. Do you have what it takes, or will you be just another blood stain in the ring?
Instructions:
Use the mouse to play this game.
Each vending machine encounter is divided into three sections:
The grab - In the first stage, click the mouse when the lung meter reaches the middle (arrows will appear when you should click). Clicking early or when the meter indicator is in the red may result in a fatality or affect the behavior of the machine in the next stage.
The pound - In the second stage, click the mouse on the targets to shake the snack free from the machine.
In later stages, it will take multiple clicks to clear each target (indicated by concentric circles).
The finish - For the final blow, wait until the machine is level with the ground and the words "Hit Now" appear on the screen. Click when "Hit Now" is on the screen to deliver the final hit and enjoy your snack.
Tips:
You have to want it.
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