Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)

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Description:

Stan is in hell. He lives the day-in, day-out workaday life of a cube jockey. A last-minute meeting request pushes him over the edge. As Stan, you wander the office space finding ingenious ways to hurt him until Stan's health is completely drained. He has but five minutes-if he can't do it by then, he's doomed to sit through yet another boring meeting. You're Stan's only hope.

Instructions:

Arrow keys - Movement. Left arrow key is up, up is right, down is left and right is down.

Space bar - Interact with people, obstacles, doors, etc.

When talking to someone the up/down arrows choose response, space bar confirms response.

Obstacles you can interact with are marked with a green arrow.

Some items must be combined with others before their deadly force is unleashed. When you have picked up the first item, the item you can combine it with will be marked by a larger green arrow.

Tips:

If you're having trouble controlling Stan in the environment with the arrow keys, try tilting your keyboard to the right to match the game perspective.