Amateur Surgeon

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Description:

Pick up your pizza cutter and stapler and become Alan Probe, an amateur surgeon operating on criminals that can't seek medical help any other way.

Instructions

The game is controlled via the mouse.

Your tools are lined up at the top of the gameplay screen. Click to select one or you can quick-select them using the corresponding numbers 0-9 on the keyboard. Click or click-and-hold in the gameplay area to use them.

Instructions:

To pause the game, click the pause icon in the upper left corner of the screen, on the Jog-Log.

For more help on how to deal with specific injuries and conditions, click the help button in the lower left corner of the gameplay area.

Tips

Always losing patients (and patience)? You can use the combination of the corkscrew and gel tools to revive a little bit of your patient's health. Select the corkscrew (#8) first, then the gel (#4). Both icons will be highlighted.

Tips:

When you click and hold the mouse in the gameplay area, a circle will appear with a red area that moves in a clockwise direction. While holding the mouse, position your pointer in the red area while it goes all the way around until your patient regains a little bit of health.

Unlock secret characters BUM, Stuporman and Delirium in the "Secret Files" area are unlocked when you meet certain game conditions. BUM unlocks when you get an overall score of 1 million or more points. Stuporman unlocks when you fill Donny's (File 2) Pimp-o-meter all the way up (hint: try stapling strategic "areas" on him). and Delirium is unlocked when you finish all the surgeries in Files 1-3.

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